Like this:

apparently i’ve been tagged by my buddy allthecrap . now i’ve been going thru quite a few of these “tags”  and honestly i don’t quite think it quite suits me. reason us ask … well ‘cos most of the tags that i’ve read come across as quite honest and truth-full … annnnnd that’s not exactly my forte.

see if u expect me to reveal every single detail about my life or my past… then u might as well stop. but if you don’t mind a bit of insight into my psychotic mind then here goes my shit neway … 

 

LAST TIMES…
1. Last beverage: the stinking tea from the office coffee machine … hey what can i say … i’m an addict
2. Last phone call: lovina … my friend …
3. Last text message : swati
4. Last song you listened to: Down in a Hole by Alice In Chains
5. Last time you cried: don’t remember …

HAVE YOU EVER…

6. Dated someone twice: naaaa …
7. Been cheated on? : naaaa …
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? naaaa …
9. Lost someone special? yeah … a long time back …
10. Been depressed? of course man …
11. Been drunk and threw up? hmmmmmmmmmmm ….

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Black
13. Jet Black
14. Carpet Black
15. Green

FIRSTS :
16. Made new friends: practically every alternate year …
17. Fallen out of love: yeah …
18. Laughed until you cried: watching Beavis & Butthead ..
19. Met someone who changed you: more like saved me … yeah i did 
20. Found out who your true friends were: have allways been trying to figure that out …
21. Found out someone was talking about you: i’m not that popular …

HAVE YOU:

22. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list: No… 
23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: define know …
24. How many kids do you want to have: is there a sale somewhere …
25. Do you have any pets: not yet … but would like to have a iguana … that should keep unwanted people out …
26. Do you want to change your name: should have asked me this question about 15 years back … 
27. What did you do for your last birthday: u mean other than sleeping … oh yeah ate …
28.What time did you wake up today: 6:15 AM
29. What were you doing at midnight last night: don’t quite remember … 
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for : for this questionnaire to end …
31. Last time you saw your father: a few minutes ago …
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: wish i was a billionaire ….
33. Most visited web page: wikipedia

WHAT’S YOUR :

34. Name: thesaltpit
35. Nicknames: thesaltpit
36. Zodiac sign: Saggi …
37. Male or female or transgender : Male
38. Elementary: mumbai
39. Colleges: whats that???
40. Hair color: sorry … i’m bald … 
41. Long or short: again … refer to quest. no. 40
42. Height: arnd 5′.7″.
43. Do you have a crush on someone? no
44. Ever been in love? don’t know … 
45. Piercings? No
46. Tattoos? gonna get one before i die …
47. Righty or lefty: to do what exactly …
48. First surgery: hmmmmmmmmmm … 
49. First piercing: not yet …
50. First best friend: don’t remember … 
51. First sport you loved: hide & seek … 
52. First pet : never had one …
53. First vacation: c’mon man … i don’t remember what i did yesterday … do u really expect me to remember my first vacation … 
54. First concert: February 2, 2008 … a day i’ll never ever 4get … Iron Maiden baby … now i can die a happy man …
55. First crush: my 2nd std class teacher
56. Eating: mostly food …
57. Drinking: water
58. I’m about to: answer nature’s call …
59. Listening to: slayer
60. Waiting for: this post to come to an end … 40 more to go … 

YOUR FUTURE

61. Want kids? again … is there a sale somewhere …
62. Want to get married? no idea … 
63. Careers in mind? satanic dictator/ rock star / wandering bum … 

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

64. Lips or eyes: eyes
65. Hugs or kisses: Kisses
66. Shorter or taller: hmmmmmm … 
67. Older or Younger: Older
68. Romantic or spontaneous: sensible & funny … 
69. Nice stomach or nice arms: what????
70. Sensitive or loud: sensitive … 
71. Hook-up or relationship: hook up … 
72. Trouble maker or hesitant: trouble maker … should be fun ..

HAVE YOU EVER :
73. Kissed a stranger: bachpan me …
74. Lost glasses/contacts: glasses and my nose …
76. Broken some one’s heart: naaaaa … i’m too sweeet ( and if u believe that your delusional … the sweet part haa)
77. Had your own heart broken : of course … 
78. Been arrested: not yet …
79. Turned someone down: no
80. Cried when someone died: yeah … once  
81. Liked a friend that is a boy? i’m not quite ready for that kinda alternate lifestyle … 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

81. Yourself: naaaa …
82. Miracles: naaaa …
83. God: atheist here people … 
84. Love at first sight: maybe … not 2 sure … 
85. Heaven: refer to answer to question no. 83
86. Santa Claus: if he gifts me my BMW … yeah sure why not …
87. Kiss on the first date? hey i’m game 4 it … 
88. Angels: never seen one … never come across one … 
89. Devils: sure … met quite a few of those in my life … 

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? hmmmmm …. 
91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? naaaa …
92. Wanted to kill someone ever? i’m presently working on that list … should be done soon … i hope …  :)
93. Among your blog mates, whom would you like to kiss? naaaa … 
94. Committed a blunder and regretted later? yeah … for the rest of my life … 
95. Wanted to steal you friend’s boyfriend / girlfriend? : never tried it … 

ASSOCIATE WITH SOMETHING YOU WEAR :

96. White: baniyan
97. Black: undies
98. Red: T shirt
99. Pink: my pillow covers 
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? did u really expect this after reading my little disclaimer at the top …

 

so that’s all for me … comments and profanities welcome …  ciao